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1.    
 Which word best describes your current condition?
  living     never-lived     undead
2.    
 Which is best?
  cheese     sport
3.    
 In general, are you happy?
  extremely     very     quite     not inordinately    not really     no
4.    
 When was the last time you behaved mardily? Give a brief outline if you wish...
 
5.    
 Was it justified?
  yes     no     yes & no
6.    
 In whose view?
 
7.    
 What, if you have one, is your favourite word?
 
8.    
 What is your favourite number? (optional)
 
9.    
 Who would you most like to be trapped in a helicopter with, should the unthinkable happen?
  female     male
10.    
 How often do you like milk?
  always     sometimes     once
11.    
 Does my hair look alright?
  yes, lovely     sometimes     once     no, it doesn't
12.    
 Which of the following best describes your age?
  40ish     23-50     other
13.    
 How do you feel about kites?
  i really like them     no opinion     not that keen     i hate kites
14.    
 Do you like cats?
  yes     no
15.    
 Do you regret filling in this questionnaire?
  yes     not sure now     of course not!
      
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